Whining

Complaining to the point of mind numbing insanity as you had no idea it was possible to find so many minor things wrong in a day

Getting mad at you for venting about something important to you, after you listened to them complain for hours about things like how they skinned a knee 20 years ago and no one cared

You never venting or sharing any hardship, or challenge because you must always be a happy (but not too happy), robot

Hating your feelings, emotions, thoughts and having to listen to you speak

You shutting the f up and going back to listening to them

You gone and out of their way unless they decide they want you around (if you are willing to respond to a service bell, even better)

Punishing you with silent treatments

Making fake plans

Cancelling last minute, especially for important events you are really looking forward to and excited about

Their amazing ability to make a thousand excuses for disappearing related to their phone issues, car issues, work demands and health issues

Entertaining an inventory of women as back up attention and back up relationship potential- “just in case”

Keeping sex videos and nude pictures of their exes

Porn

Choosing porn over you

Empty, fake promises

Nice stuff other people pay for

Lies

Playing a role to see how much b.s. your naïve self will believe

Sleeping and being lazy AF

Happy to help everyone else except you

Caring about the feelings of a stranger over you

Flirting in front of you

Trashing you behind your back to anyone who will listen, then calling you paranoid if you sense some bad vibes when around these people

Glaring at you

Rolling their eyes at you

Plugging their ears while you speak when they are sick of you trying to talk things out, or if you dare share your hurt feelings

Ignoring you as you speak and walking out of the room

Pretending like you never told them things that you talked about 10x, but remembering something you said 2 years ago, that they throw in your face to shame you and excuse something horrible they did/said

Giving you love cards and proclaiming their love, then a week later treating you like a crackhead, homeless bum, that they are disgusted by and want nothing to do with

Being an ahole while drunk and forgetting you exist

Weed

Having sleeping issues that they blame on you

Headaches used as an excuse to be horrible to you

Making fun of your looks

Saying how they like natural women, but obsess over women with fake surgery everything

Making fun of your weight as they grow a belly and never work out (unless they are in the midst of cheating cycle)

Making fun of your family history

Making fun of your worst memories and most painful moments in life. Paired with treating you with contempt, judgement and disgust to further shame you

Showing no support, empathy or compassion, but demanding it for themselves

Expecting loyalty, but giving none back

Changing what they like based on whoever is around

Obsessing over their hair

Living through their parents demands and feelings, and not making decisions on their own (unless it is a rebellious, temper tantrum like act if mommy and daddy piss them off by not giving into their demand)

Hurting people that love them

Making fun of people that love them

Saying they are animal people, but animals don’t like them that much and they are neglectful towards them

Shopping. Buying things they don’t need, then complaining they have no money, and that they are sick of supporting you and your crazy spending

Sexual deviations- then judging you if you go along with it and follow their lead

Using church and god as a cover for being “good”

Being center of the universe

Raging and namecalling

Cursing while saying cursing makes people dumb and low class

Keeping a social media harem of women “just in case”

Guarding their phones with their life

Calling you crazy, insecure, jealous, controlling if you dare question their shady, disappearing ass

Arguing

Leaving you when you are sick or when your child is sick

Not giving a rat’s ass about your needs, wants, dreams, or goals

Leaving you when you need them most

Starting fights over lord knows what and ruining every single day

Waking up angry

Ruining holidays  and important events

Walking in front of you

Trashing the home then complaining how disgusting it is, how gross you are, how gross your home is, and how turned off they are by your gross habits

Getting upset how things aren’t nice enough- your car, your furniture, the curtain rods, the sheets, the lamp, the salad…

Making you feeling like an outsider to their life even if you are married with kids

Making it your family vs. theirs- like a child taunting you on a school playground. Never fully accepting you as their family even if sharing a home, child or married

Maybes- “maybe I will go”, “maybe we will do this”, maybe maybe maybe…depends on my mood little pet

Doing “errands” that take up the whole night or whole day, and you are unable to reach them. Then calling you paranoid, controlling, insecure if you dare ask where they have been, and why are you home raising a kid alone, night after night, weekend after weekend

Cheating- then blaming you for making them cheat by having a miserable home life, relationship, and gross body that forced them to seek support, comfort and love from someone else’s vagina

Rock and roll music

Reading

Pills

Long deep talks where they pretend to like the same things as you, then a month later, making fun of you for believing, thinking or liking these things

Nice shoes

Haircuts

Texting- “I am so sorry, it’s not your fault”, then doing the same thing two weeks later

Texting to see if you will respond, then cancelling plans after asking you out and trying to get you out for weeks, months etc.

Crossing your boundaries, but getting insanely angry if you inadvertently cross theirs (such as trying to hold their hand or cuddle)

Enjoying your empathy, generosity, support, loyalty while giving none back once they snag you. Then accusing you of not being any of those things

These are the narcissists favorite things…

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